if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Nobody cheats on THIS.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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