you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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