Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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