She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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