He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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