I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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