Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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