I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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