my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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