my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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