So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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