I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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