i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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