K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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