Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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