and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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