Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Damn victory sex feels great
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
