i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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