I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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