please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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