Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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