biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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