I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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