And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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