Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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