good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I want to be your penis for a week.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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