Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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