dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
