ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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