I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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