So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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