After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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