He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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