Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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