11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
your parents love me but you hate me
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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