You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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