You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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