I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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