I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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