As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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