it was like his penis was on wheels.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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