i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Text me some of your sweat
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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