I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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