It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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