Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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