Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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