trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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