LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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