Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
