I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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