Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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