Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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