I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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