yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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