And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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