I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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