I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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